Friday Apr 21, 2023
John Wick 4 SUPERDOO MOVIE REVIEW
Tag Paid Go - Ep 81: John Wick 4 SUPERDOO MOVIE REVIEW
In this episode I'm gonna give my honest review about the new John Wick 4 movie - no spoilers.
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TRANSCRIPT
Welcome to another episode of tag paid go -In this episode I ‘m gonna talk about the new Keanu Reeves movie, John wick 4. Id like to welcome BACK to the show, this week’s sponsor. The Tinsel Toenails of New Haven LLC. Are you a foot model wanting to SIZE up your foot game? Do you wanna KICK the competition to the curb? Try Tinsel Toenails of New Haven LLC and you’ll be getting more footjobs than your resume can handle.
John Wick 4 is like a high-speed car chase through a minefield filled with killer bees. Sure, I can give it another shot and make it even more ridiculous! It’s like a flamethrower in a fireworks factory - it's explosive, unpredictable, and you're not quite sure how it hasn't set everything on fire yet. Keanu Reeves returns as John Wick, who this time around, is up against an army of cyborg-ninja-assassin-zombie-pirates (okay, maybe not that last part).
The action scenes are so over-the-top that you'll wonder if the filmmakers were trying to see how many different ways they could make someone's head explode. But hey, if you're going to watch a movie about a guy who's essentially a one-man army, you might as well go all in, right?
And speaking of John Wick, he's somehow even cooler this time around. He's got more guns, more one-liners, and even a pet llama (because why not? - I’m kidding again. No pet llama, but I bet you believed me for a second.
Overall, John Wick 4 is the kind of movie where you leave your brain at the door and just enjoy the ride. It's a wild, ridiculous, and absurdly fun action movie that you'll definitely want to see with a group of friends or if you’re like me, by myself. Just don't try any of this stuff at home!
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It’s now time for a song that I just wrote - like literally like 5 minutes ago. Sit back with a a chocolate encrusted waffle and enjoy - this one’s called Mystery Can(based on true story)
Well that does it for this weeks episode of tag paid go. I want to thank once again this weeks sponsor - The tinsel toenails of New haven LLC. Are your little piggies not worthy to go to the market? Are you afraid to compete in bare foot tree climbing events? Tinsel Toenails of new haven LLC will get your toes top notch by Tuesday. Call today!
Id like to also go and thank everyone for coming back and listening. Means a lot that people are still paying attention - Don’t forget to check out the featured tag pad songs streaming on Spotify/apple and pretty much all music streaming apps.
As always, everyone stay safe
Be kind to each other
Till next time
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